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Lil Wayne "The Carter" Documentary Full Download Links

Full documentary touching on all topics including heroin, Bentley's, drinking half-gallon's of Cough-syrup and all that good stuff that LiL Wayne didnt want you to know but was too high to try and hide.

This was one of the most fascinating and disturbing documentaries that I have ever seen.

Watch at your own risk

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Here's his last Mixtape "No Ceilings" before he was sent to prison.

01. Swag Surf
02. Ice Cream
03. D.O.A.
04. Skit Feat. Gudda Gudda
05. Wasted
06. Watch My Shoes
07. Break Up Feat. Short Dawg & Gudda Gudda
08. Banned From T.V.
09. Throw It In The Bag
10. That’s All I Have Feat. Tyga & Zipp
11. Skit Feat. Shanell
12. Wayne On Me
13. I’m Good Feat. Lucci Lou
14. Poke Her Face. Feat Jae Millz
15. Run This Town
16. I Got No Ceilings
17. Skit End
18. No Ceilings Feat. Birdman
19. Oh Let’s Do It
20. Single
21. Sweet Dreams (Beyonce Feat. Nicki Minaj & Lil Wayne)

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Floyd Mayweather strikes back at critics

The Conspiracy Corner: "Emasculation of the Black male image"

Its no secret that Hollywood/Hollyweird has ritual hazing practices that an actor must pass before he becomes a member of the Hollywood fraternity.

Typically a Black actor must emasculate, and effeminize himself by wearing a dress or taking part in some other homosexual orientated scene, yep, your favorite Black actors sacrificed their manhood in order to become a part of an exclusive fraternity...here's the top ten.

10.) Cuba Gooding Jr..... "Jerry Mcguire"  One of the worst actors in the modern history of film was awarded an academy award after he showed his buttocks to the world while simultaneously showing his genitalia to a smirking Tom Cruise in a nude shower scene.

Aftermath...... with film abominations like "Radio", and "Snow Dogs" Cuba a.k.a Coonba is now considered a B- movie actor.

9.) Jamie Foxx "In Living Color" .... Before he was awarded an Academy award for his performance in the blockbuster movie "Ray" Jaime Foxx had to pay his dues by wearing lipstick and lace as an ugly woman named Wanda on the sketch-comedy show In Living Color.

Aftermath......after relinquishing his manhood poor Jaimie has been caught numerous times gazing lustfully at shirtless rappers and taking part in naked basketball games.

8.) Chris Tucker "The 5th Element" .... Before "Smokey" was getting paid $25 million for his "Rush Hour" series he had to play a sissy with a blond weave and fake eyelashes.

Aftermath.......Chris Tucker hasn't appeared in a movie outside of "Rush Hour" since 1997.

7.) Wesley Snipes "To Wong Fu...." before Wesley Snipes was allowed to do his "Blade" trilogy he was forced to sport a dress and tap-dance as a drag queen named Noxema.

Aftermath........Wesley Snipes movies go straight to DVD now in addition to him being out on bail while appealing his 3 year sentence for income tax evasion.

6.) Sean and Marlon Wayans "White Chicks".....it was only a matter of time before the big screens two most celebrated buffons threw on pantyhose but these ham-bones took it one step further by wearing "white-face" makeup and masquerading as white women.

Aftermath........the movie proved to be so sickening and humiliating that Hollyweird agreed to do a sequel set to be released in 2010 with Keenan Ivory Wayans directing. The brothers say they expect to win an award.

5.)  Denzel Washington "Training Day".... the greatest Black actor in the history of cinema refused to wear a dress, but not being able to resist the sweet temptation of getting an academy award for best actor he agreed to be "shot in the ass" by the hero in the movie. The signature line of the scene has an enraged Denzel bellowing "Arrrrrggghhh ya shot me in the ass"!!

Aftermath......Denzel was witnessed by comedian Mike Epps weeping bitterly backstage at the awards ceremony chanting "they made him shoot me in the ass".

4.) Martin Lawrence "Big Mamma's House" "Big Mamma's House 2"....one of the leaders of the "castrated clowns clique" Marty Mar', earned his stripes dressing as a hood-rat on his T.V. sitcom Martin, and Hollywood took notice awarding him with two derogatory films were he dressed as a feisty grandmama with a wig and orthopedic shoes.

Aftermath.....the greatest modern day minstrel performer in the business is planning a 2011 blockbuster called "Shenaneh & Wanda" with co-star Jaime Foxx where they both plan to act in full drag, further contributing to the destruction of Black civilization.

3.) Ving Rhames. Pulp Fiction" "Holiday Heart"..........the bigger they are the harder they fall I guess because the muscled and bald-headed Ving Rhames was raped with a red ball in his mouth by a red-neck police officer while a creature called a "gimp" watched in glee in the movie "Pulp Fiction" . This plantation buck was awarded a Golden Globe award shortly after and showed his gratitude by giving it away on stage and then playing a drag-queen in his next movie entitled "Holiday Heart".

Aftermath....Ving Rhames was forced to play his latest homosexual in the comedy "Chuck & Larry" were he exposed his buttocks in a nude shower scene similiar to Cuba Gooding in hopes that he might garner an award....his role was ignored.

2.) Eddie Murphy......"The Nutty Professor", "Norbit"....the crowned king of coonery enjoys nothing more in life then dressing as an old women, a fat women, or any woman just as long as he's wearing a dress.

Aftermath.......Eddie's most successful role for the past decade has been the voice of a cartoon donkey in the animated movie "ShreK".

1.) Will Smith "6 degrees of Seperation", "Wild Wild West".......In order for Will Smith to rise to the ranks of one of Hollyweirds biggest stars he had to pay a severe price, he was offered the dress in exchange for mediocre success and substantial money but William Smith wanted more. A fully nude bedroom sex scene with another male actor catapulted Will Smith into super stardom and he was rewarded with the best scripts and best budgets available and became the only actor in history to have eight consecutive films open at #1 on the domestic box office as a Lead Actor.

Aftermath.......Will Smith is the biggest Black actor in Hollywood.

50 Cent "Before I Self Destruct" Retail version 11-16-09

  01.  50 Cent - The Invitation (Prod. By Ty Fuffe)
  02.  50 Cent - Then Days Went By (Prod.By Lab Ox)
  03.  50 Cent - Death To My Enemies (Prod.By Dr. Dre And Mark Batson)
  04.  50 Cent - So Disrespectful (Prod. By Tha Bizness)
  05.  50 Cent Ft. Eminem - Psycho (Prod. By Dr. Dre)
  06.  50 Cent - Hold Me Down (Prod. By Team Ready And J Keys)
  07.  50 Cent - Crime Wave (Prod. By Team Demo)
  08.  50 Cent - Stretch (Prod. By Rick Rock)
  09.  50 Cent - Strong Enough (Prod. By Nascent And QB Da Problem)
  10.  50 Cent Ft. Lloyd Banks - Get It Hot (Prod. By Black Key AKA Mickey Davis)
  11.  50 Cent - Gangsta's Delight (Prod. By Havoc)
  12.  50 Cent - I Got Swag (Prod. By Dual Output)
  13.  50 Cent Ft. Ne-Yo - Baby By Me (Prod.By Polow Da Don)
  14.  50 Cent - Do You Think About Me (Prod. By Rocwilder)
  15.  50 Cent - OK, You're Right (Prod. By Dr. Dre And Mark Batson)
  16.  50 Cent Ft. R.Kelly - Could've Been You (Prod. By DJ Khalil)
  17.  50 Cent - Flight 187 (iTunes Bonus Track)

Playing Time.........: 01:01:30
Total Size...........: 142.01 MB

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"Dim Mak" a.k.a The Touch of Death

The old Kung Fu master touched his assailant, with no apparent effect.  Days later, the assailant died a sudden and mysterious death.  He was a victim of the legendary Dim mak, the touch of death.

Listen, think twice before you run up on Brutha Dee....I just mastered Dim Mak, yeah thats right, after 10 years of meditation, fasting, yoga, and building up my Chi I have finally mastered the mythical "Touch of Death".....follow me.

Dim Mak is a legitimate skill of the chinese martial arts. Essentially, it is precision striking, which takes advantage of anatomical weaknesses of the human physiology. Historically, It took ten years of hard study and practice in order to master correctly.

The concept known as Vibrating Palm, originates with the Chinese martial arts Nei Jeng ("internal") energy techniques that deal with the Chi energy and the type of force (jin) used. It is depicted as "a technique that is part psychic and part vibratory, this energy is then focused into a wave". It can incapacitate or sometimes cause immediate or even delayed death to an opponent.

Brutha Dee got hands.

Movie Monday....Zombieland

The horror comedy Zombieland focuses on two men who have found a way to survive a world overrun by zombies. Columbus is a big wuss -- but when you're afraid of being eaten by zombies, fear can keep you alive. Tallahassee is an AK-toting, zombie-slaying' bad ass whose single determination is to get the last Twinkie on earth. As they join forces with Wichita and Little Rock, who have also found unique ways to survive the zombie mayhem, they will have to determine which is worse: relying on each other or succumbing to the zombies.

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Mixtape Monday...Big Mike And DJ Thoro - Follow The Leaders 2

 Big Mike And DJ Thoro - Follow The Leaders 2

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Snoop Dogg On N.F.L Networtk

The Neighborhod Chef Presents; The Fools Gold Loaf a.k.a "The King Sandwich"

One of the most gluttonous delights in the universe is now ready for your enjoyment!

Nobody could make a sandwich famous like Elvis Presley could. In fact, Elvis made a lot of things famous - peanut and banana sandwiches (not the sandwich in question), pink Cadillacs, etc. Being the King, and generous to a fault, Elvis liked to share the things he loved with the people he spent time with. What follows is an amazing tale that demonstrates this fact to the extreme.
It was February 1976, and Elvis was hanging out at Graceland with Captain Jerry Kennedy, member of the Denver police, Ron Pietrafeso, leader of Colorado's Strike Force Against Crime, plus a couple of his other buddies. They were hanging out in the "jungle room" - a room decorated with Tiki-type accessories, a large waterfall, and rabbit-fur pillows.
Elvis sat in his Kon Tiki throne as he talked with his guests. Since two of the men were from Colorado, Elvis told them about a visit he'd had in Colorado on one of his tours. After a concert he went to a restaurant called The Colorado Mine Company, where he ordered the most outrageous thing on the menu - a $49.95 sandwich called the Fool's Gold Loaf.

The Mine Company (named after the fact that Colorado mined for gold, silver, and other precious metals) was a very popular dining attraction and social hub. It would have been a coup for such a place to have The King visit after one of his concerts, and they would have delighted in his ordering the house special. And special it was.......

The recipe is as follows: take a loaf of bread and pretty much coat it in butter or margarine. Toast it up in the oven, and while you're at it fry up a whole pound of bacon. Yank the "guts" out of the bread (hollow out the soft stuff) and slather a whole jar's worth peanut butter and a whole jar's worth of grape jelly into the cavity of the bread. Take the freshly-crisped up bacon and shove it in there too. Close up the loaf, slice it up, and eat it. 

This was the sandwich Elvis told his guests about that February night at Graceland. Both Colorado natives were fascinated. They'd never had this expensive sandwich before. And the way Elvis talked about it made it sound pretty good. One of the guys exclaimed that he sure would like to try a sandwich like that, and Elvis jumped into action.
Next thing you knew, they were all on their way to the Memphis airport where the Lisa Marie, Elvis's private jet, was waiting. Someone called head to the Colorado Mine Company to let them know that they needed a takeout order prepared within the two hours it took to get from Memphis to Denver. The proprietors of the Mine Company hopped into action, and thanked heaven they had recently stocked up on PB &J. They got the takeout order - 21 Fool's Gold Loaves, a case of Perrier, and a case of champagne - delivered to the airport hangar in the nick of time.

Elvis and his buddies dined on the not-so-healthy sandwiches (Elvis made sure to order enough for both pilots and invited those pilots to pig out with them) and flew back to Memphis right away, bellies full with quite a story to tell in the morning.

Ha-la-la-lelujah ooooooooweeeee 

bon appetit!

(The Nickelslick View is not responsible for any injuries or damage incurred while eating or digesting this item. Eating this item is associated with increased risk of heart disease, cancer, and death, 21 and over.)

Drake "Heartbreak Drake 3 The First Semester" Mixtape

1 . Heartbreak Drake Intro
2. Say Whats Real (prod. Kanye West)
3. A Little Bit f. Lykke Li
4. Cant Stop Missing U f. Trey Songz
5. Ransom f. Lil Wayne
6. Man Of The Year f. Lil Wayne
7. Pop Rose’ f. Trey Songz
8. Sooner Than Later
9. Money 2 Blow
10. Replacement Girl f. Trey Songz
11. Brand New
12. Come Real f. Kyoko
13. Take Your Girl f. Lil Wayne
14. Closer 2 My Dreams f. Adreena Mills
15. The City Is Mine (rmx)
16. Forever f. Lil Wayne & Nut Da Kid
17. I’m Still Fly
18. Swagga Like Us
19. This Bitch Is Crazy
20. Stunt Hard f. Lil Wayne & Nut Da Kid
21. Goin In 4 Life
22. Teach U A Lesson f. Robin Thicke
23. Cannonball f. Colin Munroe
24. Brand New (rmx) f. Lil Wayne

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WALE "Attention Deficit"

Tracklist:
01. Triumph (Produced By David Andrew Sitek)
02. Mama Told Me (Produced By Best Kept Secret)
03. Mirrors Ft. Bun B (Produced By Mark Ronson)
04. Pretty Girls Ft. Gucci Mane And Weensey From Backyard Band (Produced By Best Kept Secret)
05. World Tour Ft. Jazmine Sullivan (Produced By Cool And Dre)
06. Let It Loose Ft. Pharrell (Produced By The Neptunes)
07. 90210 (Produced By Mark Ronson Co-Produced By Deijon)
08. Shades Ft. Chrisette Michele (Produced By Best Kept Secret Co-Produced By Ju Ju)
09. Chillin Ft. Lady Gaga (Produced By Cool And Dre)
10. TV In The Radio Ft. K'Naan (Produced By David Andrew Sitek)
11. Contemplate (Produced By Syience)
12. Diary Ft. Marsha Ambrosius (Produced By The Sleepwalkers)
13. Beautiful Bliss Ft. Melanie Fiona And J.Cole (Produced By DJ Green Lantern)

14. Prescription (Produced By Best Kept Secret) 

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Rihanna "Rated R"

"Rated R" tracklisting:

1. "Mad House"
2. "Wait Your Turn"
3. "Hard" featuring Young Jeezy
4. "Stupid In Love"
5. "ROCKSTAR 101" featuring Slash
6. "Russian Roulette"
7. "Fire Bomb"
8. "Rude Boy"
9. "Photographs" featuring will.i.am
10. "G4L"
11. "Te Amo"
12. "Cold Case Love"
13. "The Last Song" 

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Drink recipe of the Week: The Jägerbullet

If you plan on pulling off an all-nighter accept no substitute.

The Jägerbullet is the inner-city variant of the notorious Jägerbomb it was created in 2004 by a feared underworld bartender named "Charlie Sauce" who ran an after-hours spot in a modified garage deep in the seediest section of Dallas, Texas.

Ingredients:

2.0 oz of Jägermeister herbal liqueur

5,0 ounces of Red bull energy drink

1 pinch of Nutmeg

(1) Sprinkle a pinch of Nutmeg in empty glass

(2) Fill glass with roughly 4-6 oz of Red bull

(3) Pour shots of Jägermeister in shot  glass...ignite with lighter

(4) Drop flaming shot into glass and CHUG

(The NickelSlick view is not responsible for bloodshed and mayhem associated with your intoxication...blame it on the alcohol)

What is a Gucci Mane Part 1

Some people wonder what Gucci Mane's appeal is....he's slack-jawed, and pot-bellied, with lips so ashy you would swear he's just eaten a dozen doughnuts... possibly the first rapper in history to misspell his own name; the name "Gucci Mane" is how "Gucci man" is supposedly pronounced in ebonic-southern dialect, so its spelled like a lions mane rather than man like a human being.



Known for his cartoon jewelry, butchery of the English language, and double-digit murder-death-kills in Atlanta's slums, Gucci Mane is the hottest rapper in the streets, and I present to you in all of its glory his latest contribution to the destruction of our society....a mixtape entittled.........

"Burr Burr Blizzard".

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Katt Burgler....the 9 lives of Katt Williams

First the Fat Boys break-up now everyday I wake up somebodys actin' a fool........

Comedian Katt Williams spent the weekend in jail after being charged with Burglary, and criminal trespassing after he was caught inside an Atlanta mansion wielding a crowbar while wearing corduroy house-shoes and a pirates hat. He reportedly stole $3,055 in jewelry and coins along with a Sammy Sosa rookie baseball card worth a reported $12.50.

In a recording of a 911 call a frantic teen, Daniel Broach, says Williams wouldn't let him leave and "threatened to beat me up."  (possibly with the crowbar) The caller also said he was being held against his will, and requested a police escort to the airport.

Sadly, Katts impassioned pleas for "Juice" to help quench the thirst within his perm were denied by strict jail officials fearful of combustion.



The gleeful comedian was released after posting a $4150 bond and making a strange request for pomegranate juice and walnuts.

Here's Katts latest  movie

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Movie Monday....Black Dynamite!

 When “The Man” murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.

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Mixtape Monday...Don Cannon & Young Dro "R.I.P I killed that Sh*t"

My guilty pleasure is a Young Dro mixtape...the most hilarious rapper in the industry, just listen to his Drake impersonation on "Best pill I ever had", or the background sound-effects that have become his trademark. The only m.c. in the game who can rap about eating whale meat and get away with it! Right now I have MO Money Mo Problems" '09" feat T.I. on repeat. ENJOY.

             

Check out the Mike Epps cameo near the end of the video!

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The NeighborHood Chef presents the Legedary Luther Burger a.k.a the Doughnut Burger

The single most gluttonous delight in the universe is now ready for your enjoyment!

According to legend the Luther Burger was named for and possibly invented by the legendary singer/songwriter Luther Vandross (R.I.P) who devoured these treats with such insatiable lust that his weight would fluctuate between 200 and 340 depending on his ingestion of "Luther burgers".

Outlawed in many states and attacked by food critics for its health risks the "Luther Burger" is a taboo treat and a forbidden delicacy....now I present it to you in all of its decadence.

2 1/2 pounds of ground beef

2 Beef Hot links

3 eggs

1 frozen stick of butter(Cut into 4 pieces)

2 teaspoons of garlic or onion powder

Lawrys Seasoning salt

Pack of cheese slices

8 strips of Turkey bacon

6 glazed Krispy Kreme Original doughnuts

Mix beef with egg and garlic powder, and season lightly with seasoning salt. Roll meat into 4 patties, make a depression in the center of each piece of meat and place a frozen piece of butter into each meat patty and seal inside. Shape each pattie into 2-inch thickies, make sure to keep the butter sealed., Cover and refrigerate for about 1 hour. Meanwhile, light up the grill. Slice hot links in half and place on grill,

Place burgers on grate and grill until meat is to desired level of goodness. Smack each burger with 2 slices of cheese when the burgers are almost done so the cheese will melt. Remove from grill, and let burgers rest 2 to 3 minutes to marinate all the juices.

Meanwhile, fry bacon in skillet, place on paper towels when done, and pat off grease.  Leave about 1 tablespoon of bacon grease in skillet. Fry two eggs and put to the side, Place doughnuts  in frying pan and fry on low heat until slightly toasted.

Place 2 patties on doughnuts top each with 1 fried egg, four bacon slices, and 2 hot link halves.
All condiments are suggested and vegetables are optional but not advised....Enjoy!

Ha-la-la-lelujah ooooooooweeeee 

bon appetit!!!!!

(The Nickelslick View is not responsible for any injuries or damage incurred while eating or digesting this item. Eating this item is associated with increased risk of heart disease, cancer, and death, 21 and over.)

Sammy Sosa..An American Tragedy (Juicers Gone Wild part 2)

 (The Chocolate Wonderboy)

The fall from grace for an athlete can be swift and painful for them, and for us the plummet can be slow and painful to watch. We root for our champions and celebrities while simultaneously awaiting their downfall as if their own human faults somehow validate within us the notion that they are no bigger and better than we are, and by some stroke of luck they found the success within their respected feilds that has evaded us.....

(Is that Antonio Banderas with a wig on??)

I rooted for Sammy, in spite of his horrid name, his widows-peak, and the fact that he was one of the few athletes in history to be a double-juicer; a guy with Jheri-curl juice on his head and illegal popeye-strength-juice flowing through his veins...I rooted for Sammy even after he did a Dennys commercial and mispronounced "rice-pilaf", I was even rooting after the fiasco at a congressional hearing on steroids where a sweating Sammy answered questions with "no hablo ingles".......

      I was a Sammy Sosa fan.

( Lookin' like Gargamel from the smurfs)

I cant ride the Sammy band-wagon any longer, Sammy showed up  at the Latin Grammy awards in Las Vegas looking like he had been dipped in Tempura-shrimp batter......his healthy chestnut bronze complexion had been replaced with an asbestos glow reminiscent of seeing Ricky Ricardo on a black & and white television in the dark. I was flabbergasted yet somehow fascinated at my childhood hero transformed into a mummy-like figurine.

 (That chick he's with has a sturdy chin!)

The rumors are swirling...my brother says he could have possibly fallen into a barrel of Bisquik biscuit mix , my cousin speculated that it was the effects of steroids mixed with the hot Dominican sun and pineapple-juice ...the world may never know, why this man is glowing like a toxic glow worm..lets not rule out radiation...first Barry Bonds head swelling to the size of a small asteroid, and now Sammy's skin looking like frosted mini-wheats.

 (why is he cheesin like Cab Calloway?)

The saddest fact of this whole tragedy is that if it is truly Vitiligo which is what Michael Jackson supposedly suffered from, the only cure is........topical steroids!  


   

(From Chocolate Wonderboy to Wonderbread)

Damn you SAMMY!!!!!!!!

Lil Waynes Real Father and Creator Breaks Silence!

I am a Mad-Scientist who hates HIP-HOP and wants to make HIP-HOP look as raggedy, filthy, degenerate, and worthless as possible Lets follow these 20 steps and create a Frankenstein-like-clone to destroy HIP-HOP.

1.) Lets give this creature a nick-name... that will label him a perpetual child, a "Baby Boy", something like...."Young", "Baby", "Lil", "Boy", "Lil-'One", "Youngin" ,"Jr". or "Shorty".

2.) Lets give the creature a Form... Bob Marley's Hair, Prince's Height, and Tupacs body,

3.) Lets give this creature a Brain..."I have no brain, I am retarted, we are not the same I am a Martian!".....fine we will leave it brainless. No social consciousness, pro-Blackness, or cultural awareness.

4.) Lets give the creature a Voice..... part Bob Dylan, part James Brown, and part TQ.

5.) Lets give this creature an Identity... the New Orleans streetness of B.G., the Philadelphia swagger of Gillie tha Kid, the California gangster of Mack 10, and the V.A. Beach fashion of Pharrell.

6.) Lets give the creature a Story....A child born to a teenage mother, his biological father abandoned him, and his next father figure was murdered, then the next father figure adopts him and puts him to work for his record label. ("wheeeew....thats alot of "daddys").

7.) Lets give this creature a Mentor....we will use one of HipHops worst lyricists, a man half human/half bird who will refer to himself as an infant, or Baby, and have the special talent of working with young boys, little boys, and Hot boys.

8.) Lets give this creature an Image... Sex symbol like Dennis Rodman, Drug abuser like Jimi Hendrix, tattoo's like Tommy Lee, and a guitar like Wyclef.

9.) Lets give the creature a Gimmick...Blood gangbanging, cough-syrup drinking, pill-popping, coke-sniffing, tattood-tears, gun-totting, daddy-kissing, and getting arrested. Rock star/Pop star/Rap star all in one.

10.) Lets give the creature a Label... we will choose a label with a unique and intelligent name ran by a 7ft blind man..this label will be known for robbing every single artist signed to it untill all artists are gone but ONE.

We halfway there roll with me....

11.) Lets give this creature a Rhyme-style...JayZ's old flow, Cassidy's leftover metaphors, and Eminem's worst punchlines, JaRule's singing, and Ghostface Killah's gibberish.

12.) Lets give this creature an Alliance...we will pick a crew known for their dysfunction and internal beef's, love of the color pink, tight-clothes, weak lyrics, gang-affiliation, and beat-down in Rucker park.

13.) Lets give the creature Crossover appeal...there wll be remix's and duets with Robin Thicke, Gym Class Hero's, 3LW, Fall Out Boy, Danity Kane, Nelly Furtado, and One Republic...(1 white R&B crooner on a C.D can boost sales by 75,000...lets throw one on.)

14.) Lets give this creature Zero-Battle-Stripes.... even if multiple rapper's diss, there will not be a return of diss records, or scathing verbal attacks. There will be no "Takeover", "Hit 'em up", "No Vaseline", or "Back down", no "Ether".

15.) Lets give the creature Homo-Thuggness....the Bi-curious artist's make better promotion according to Prince, Michael Jackson, Elton John, and the Bee-Gee's....so lets toss in some male-on-male lip-locking, and a pink man-purse in a video about Firemen. We can round it off by a half-nude magazine cover with another half-nude male.

16.) Lets give the creature Respect for Elders...... the cover art of three albums will be combinations of the two greatest rappers in Hip-Hop's album covers combined and morphed.

17.)Lets give the creature Status......while many legends deify themselves as Supreme beings (Rakim="Rakim Allah", JayZ= "Jayhova", Nas= "Godson"), we will use labels like "alien", "martian", or "Goblin" or some other extraterrestrial entity not of this world.

18.) Lets give this creature Unforgettable Quotable's

"Dear Mr. Toilet Im the Shit", "

"Like smokin the thinest air I open the Lamborghini
Hoping them crackers see like look at dat bastard Weezy"

"Im rare like Mr. Clean with Hair"

"Just like a refund, I make her bring that ass back
And she bring that ass back, because I like that"
"Damn right I kiss my Daddy"

etc. etc. etc................

19.) Lets give this creature fans... these children will remain loyal and use terminology like "Greatest rapper alive", they will ignore the lack of lyrical substance, and sound logic, and focus on the beat, the flow, and the wonderful punchlines. The girls, the suburbs, the gay's, and the wannabee's have an artist that they can "feel" and relate to.

20.)Lets put the creature together Now we have the American dream...a short, feminine, self-destructive, bi-sexual Black man with permanent ink in his face who drinks prescription cough-syrup to get intoxicated, and promotes gang-banging and drug abuse. Not a threat to the establishment, but weird enough to piss suburban parents off when they see a C.D. cover of a toddler with tattoos on its face lets grab a T-Pain vocoder and make a song about a piece of candy..... Im not making this shit up.

The Corniest Rapper Alive